Q So what is Grounder Productions?
A Grounder Productions is a fictional company providing various goods and services.
Q Do you know anything about that new movie about the life of George W. Bush?
A Yes. You can find it here: Dubya.
Q Can I purchase a stuffed Grounder?
A Yes, but we only accept virtual checks.
Q I don't know what to do with my life. Where can I go for advice?
Q How many days has it been since George Bush promised to get Osama bin Laden "dead or alive?"
A
bin Laden is neither dead nor in custody.
Thanks to Hesiod for the code.
Q How many Republicans have condemned Senator Rick Santorum for his remarks of May 19, 2005 comparing Senate Democrats to Hitler?
A Zero.
Q Your old e-mail address doesn't work anymore. What's up?
A I got overwhelmed by spam. Try "jimm" instead of "jim.".
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